Become a
PREMIUM JUROR
One-time unlock. Life-time tribunals. The shelf never empties.
Free
$0
- ·3 tribunals per day
- ·6 basic sound pads
- ·The Original Trio judges
- ·Cardboard trophy finish
- ·Last 5 trophies on shelf
ONE-TIME
Premium Juror
$2.99
- ✦Unlimited tribunals
- ✦All 10 sound pads + secret unlocks
- ✦4 judge panels (Noir / Medieval / Astronaut)
- ✦Gold / Holo / Cursed finishes
- ✦Custom trophy text
- ✦Permanent unlimited shelf
From our premium jurors
“I finally picked Frosted Mini-Wheats after 4 years.”
— Karen, 34
“The cursed flame trophy paid for itself.”
— Devon, 28
“Judge Moon told me to quit my job. I did.”
— Anon
FAQ
Is this one-time or a subscription?
One-time. Pay once, premium forever.
What if the judges are wrong?
They aren't. But you can always run another tribunal.
Can I get a refund?
For $2.99? No. But you will get closure.